In fact, to prove how NOT dead we are, slam your eyeballs against this beauty:
By popular demand-- the wedding greeting card!
Does it need some spit-polish yet before it'll be ready for print? Good gravy, yes it does.
Will this be seen to in the immediate future? You're darn tootin' it will.
Will you be able to pick one up for yourself by the time the next GBQ convention appearances roll around this October? I'm 99.9999% certain, yes. This one's too fun to sit on, am I right?
Will the card have that fugly watermark on it? Naw. Only the best for you fine folks. :D